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37 TRACK CD​-​R

by The Business Fairy

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1.
I watch the spider slowly descend from the ceiling And I'm not sure where he is going to. But he's got his shoes on, he must be leaving And I think, I think that I should join him. Awhoa, awhoa, awhoa goodbye. So I follow suit and I get my shoes on And I make my way through the back door out into the backyard I watch him carefully make his ascent up a tree And I think to myself why, why couldn't that be me? Living free and happily up in this quaint, little tree And/or in the houses of unexpectees. Build my webs right where I please For my next meal to be seized I wish someone had told me being a spider was not easy.
2.
Soldier 02:28
I hope they send me to Afghanistan And ship me back in pieces To show my family and friends Just how I spent my final moments as A soldier in the Army Occupying a foreign country Thinking, "I told you so." While identifying my dead body "We warned him danger would be lurking around every corner Are you sure you want to do this we continually laid on him But of course he didn't listen so now he's who we're all missing If I could go back in time I would have made sure to convince him To stay away from all those crazy things He had going through his head That concluded with his death But of course we'll blame him For his selfish choices How could he leave us all this way It doesn't matter what he wanted in the end Why should I stick around when I could accidentally drown Or while walking through the city get run down in the streets And never see it coming But I guess it's better than getting shot in the face With a .50 caliber round Or better yet, while snowboarding, crashing into a tree Catching a disease, slowly waste away for the rest of my days But you're right, that's much more respectable Than being blown to smithereens You can't make me stay away from all these crazy things I have going through my head That will conclude with my death So go ahead and blame me For the choices that I make At least I'm making progress, hey We're all dead in the end, aren't we, anyway
3.
Conflict 00:54
I'm sitting on the curb at the corner Waiting for something good to come my way For once in my life, I know I get breaks But I'm trying to find peace of mind The spiritual and emotional kind As the cars go by I contemplate my strife Everything I come in contact with I keep trying and I'm trying and I'm trying not to Get overly infuriated But I can't seem to help myself with these conflicts I'm sitting here writing these songs On the floor in my room Wishing I possessed the skills To write a million dollar tune I will decline the fame Just hand over the fortune Blame spotlight degenerates And their immoral distortion For being indecent human beings For their dramatics, They deserve a good beating Scratch that, put them all to death And to think people look up to you This world is crazy Can't they see the truth? I've tried to make a difference But there's no interest So what's the use?
4.
Are you idiot enough to burn your own house down? Because we all know that everyone gets around here I see it clear, what is it that you fear The voices tell me that there's more to life and that's what I hear And I don't know what to think I forget where i've been It takes me half a day to know that you are mine And that's fine Burn down the house Cover up our existence And no one will ever miss us They won't remember that we were here They'll just keep on living And forget we even existed at some point Are you idiot enough to decline your responsibilities For the responsibilities that you have produced I have the proof, because what's in it for you Nothing, I'm so overwhelmed I don't know what to do Come on, everyone Let's burn this house down To the ground, gather 'round Now as we watch this house burn down To the ground To hear the screams and the pounds Of the people trapped inside the house
5.
Duh, Man 02:45
With the sunshine on my face, I cannot complain about the things that are driving me insane There are too many things in my way One too many things circling around in my brain And I find myself dismayed just trying to make it through the day These things I say, I won't complain, I can't get myself straight Too much pressure from temptation with no means of escape For goodness sakes, I need to find release from this place If I don't, it's something I'll regret And I couldn't live with that So I need to make amends Need to straighten up my act Before I get caught off guard and fall flat I don't want that But I guess that's just the way it is I can't believe this is the way we live He turns around to me and says, "duh, man, ain't it obvious?" Apparently I've been a bit oblivious to what I see This puzzle's just a few pieces short of being complete I've got it stuck in my head but I can't help but dread that I won't understand what all this means once it ends and I'd rather live forever than take any chance Of not comprehending what it means in the end What will everything mean when it ends? As the light fades away, slowly turning to gray Recollecting the events of the day, I lose the strength to motivate Need something new to stimulate my brain Because I still can't seem to get my story straight Nothing's what it seems, what is this supposed to mean? I can't relate, but I know I need to get it straight Looking back on my past wondering how I've lasted as long as I have Can I get back on track or will this train turn into a god-awful wreck Before I get the prospect of a life I never had Just then death appears on my doorstep but I have no chance to react Before he looks at me and says, "you're next." I laugh and say, "duh, man, what'd you think I'd expect?" I don't suspect you're just paying me a visit, we're not old friends Nor will we ever be, but I think you're just what I need I still don't believe and can't realize what this all means But I think I've found my release, how long until we can leave?
6.
I never used to believe in mental disorders But this anxiety has got me cornered I'm getting loaded just to cope, pour it right down my throat Pass out on the floor, then wake up for some more It's the same routine day in, day out Wake up, pass out, have a drink to get my mind off things These fucking problems can swim Keeping their heads above the surface, making it impossible to focus And drown these sorrows, never to be heard from again My initial intention, my plan's been foiled goddammit all I swear this is my last call, I'll quit, start over And be reborn into a better person This one's on me After this I have to pay my tab and leave I've had enough of this scenery I find it hard to breath It seems I'm drowning myself rather than my worries This one's on me Don't believe what you see is the true me I've kept you in the dark to hide my grief So when I step out into the light Be prepared for anything that you might see I have to say, if I had my way I'd been dead and buried in my grave that same day Because here I am trying to prove a point That's been long forgotten, it's no longer valid I'd give up everything just to say I have nothing left to lose Now what am I supposed to do, I've got nothing left to lose No substances to effectively abuse to get my mind of you Now this one's on you It probably is, if it's too good to be true And you have failed to pull through Comparing lies to truth Both can be hard to identify and be easily confused So this one's on you To forget that the next one's on me And when you hear me say this, you better believe I don't know why but I'm hypnotized by the look in your eyes And I've apologized but you see This one's on me
7.
Good Things 03:07
I'm a lonesome cowboy on an empty plain I refuse to shower so I dance naked in the rain They said that good things would come to me But I am tired of waiting. I saw ethan hawke in New York City yesterday He wasn't looking too happy I heard they promised him good things But they did not deliver to him. I will be the one their remembering Talking with friends they'll sit back and say It's really sad what happened to him There were so many good things happening for him. They say good things come to the ones who wait I've been waiting so long it seems that I've forgotten What it was I was waiting for in the first place Don't blame these thoughts on my impatience Patience is a virtue that is overlooked I don't give a care or a good goddamn Just waiting for some good to come to this world
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The wind blows down the street The leaves float up as if to say hello But I walk on and just ignore The polite gesture it set forth As I go by I feel the glares Of all the eyes that I upset To wish the whole world was blind Is the least of my extent The lights are off but please come home I can't seem to shake this feeling The darkness behind the intent Is something not worth fighting for I once met a man who had the chance But thought the chance should be unhad So when the opportunity came up He just ignored the fact Back whence thee came The equivalent of what I've been hearing said It's too much to take When you try and try and yet there's still no change I've come to terms with nothing at all I regret what I said, I've been trying so hard To get out of my head
9.
Without You 02:28
If I never wrote another song, it'd be too soon If I forgot everything, I swear I'd only think of you But there's no guarantees either one of us is making it out alive So hold my hand, close your eyes, let's just hope we both survive The way you look at me, I find it hard to believe You're the one they sent to release me from this hell I've been living inside my head and only time will tell Whether this is truly love or just another figment of mine If I knew I'd never see your face again, you can bet I'd end it all right now Because I refuse to live this life, without you around And when I'm gone, they can say what they want, how much potential I once had But without you, I am nothing, I am no one Without you
10.
I spilled coffee on my carpet No one to clean it before it stains What in the world am I to do? I guess I could just get a new one But I really don't have the money I'll go rob a financial institution It didn't have to be this way It could've been completely avoided I wish it hadn't been this way Because now I've got an urge I can't restrain So I go out and buy a gun A ski mask and accessories Some new clothes And everything else that will be needed to pull off the job I pull up in front of the bank Pull out my gun and run inside Nobody move, nobody get shot Not one word, or else you're going to bleed a lot It didn't have to be this way It could've been completely avoided I wish it hadn't been this way Because now I'm officially a bank thief So I grab the cash And I haul ass outside Where police are waiting patiently, they gun me down Who'd ever think this would be the end of me? So as I bleed out on the pavement They ask me why I did it And this was my answer I spilt my goddamn coffee On my goddamn carpet And didn't have the money to buy a new one
11.
If we all did things solely based on making the world a better place, Money would not hold it's value. But due to certain events, money isn't even worth the cents that's printed on the front Worth only the materials used. Nice house, nice clothes, nice cars, an overabundance of nice things No one needs in the first place. It's sickening to think that some people have all this When some people don't even have a place to stay I don't want to live this life I don't want to be a part of this society The economy is going to hell And I don't want to stick around to see As my values and my morals all come crashing down on me I refuse to grow up thinking that there's something better waiting for me. Contrary to what I believe. If there was a way, that I could find, To travel back to the dawn of time I'd confront god about mankind And convince him to change his mind So now that we don't exist, the world is such a better place The easy solution to our issues. I'll never have to live this life I'll never have to be a part of this society The economy has been dispelled And I no longer have to stick around to see The awful sight of me being crushed by my morality I'll never have to grow up thinking anything, finally, I'll be at peace Contrary to what I believe
12.
Finally 00:44
I'm cleaning up Once and for all I'm not living this life anymore Got to get my act together Forget what I think about anything That doesn't pertain to me Get rid of everything that I don't need The feelings I have Aren't just going to go away So I'll get some medication To forget everything I don't need To remember someone out there loves me The rest of you can bleed eternally I'm not doing this anymore I'm done. It's over. Don't think I'm kidding 'Cause I'm not I'm going away Going to find me a place Where I can be happy Finally
13.
If I killed myself Would anyone care? I'd blow off my face And leave nothing to spare. My hair you can have You don't need it when you're dead. Say goodbye to my eyes, my smile And the rest of my head. While the world's being destroyed I'll be at the fiery pit. Awaiting acceptance From the Mighty Satan. He'll be overjoyed From my great success. Pat my shoulder, shake my hand, Where's your bathroom? I need to take a piss. I want to be first in line. I'm going to be first in line. I'm going to kill myself and be first on line When the world goes to hell. They say I shouldn't end my life But it's too late, I'm not changing my mind. It's all planned out, I'm going to die So I can be first in hell's long line.
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G.B.M. 00:56
The policeman drive as fast as he can But he still can't catch the gingerbread man I wouldn't blame you if you didn't understand It's quite impossible to catch the gingerbread man It's kind of ironic that a baked good could be sonic And out run all the cops in this town. Not even a grown man would have the upper hand When these cops came around. So, on to more pressing matters Got an eye, a face, a cheek creating shattered glass I think the GB-Man has met his match It's not a matter of think, it's a matter of fact Let's stop off here and grab some coffee We've got plenty of time, there's no real need to hurry The gingerbread man can try his hand But regardless, it's always the same in the end It's kind of suspicious that a criminal's so delicious And I wonder who cooked up that batch. If it were me, I wouldn't have it within myself Again, to start from scratch.
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House painted white Car painted red I'd rather be dead Some things are better left unsaid We live and die by time By the way, what is the time? We live and die by time By the way, I killed your dog That loud ass, motherfucking, barking dog Barking dog Barking dog "And when the cops came through Me and Dre stood next to a burnt down house With a can full of gas And a hand full of matches And still no one found out." I think I died this time By the way, how did I die? I know I died. I'm standing right next to your dog That loud ass, motherfucking, barking dog Barking dog Barking dog My house isn't white My car isn't red I remember everything you said Why do you this to me? Why don't you just go away? I don't want you here anymore I can no longer call you friend For the things that you put me through. Don't think this is about you. This isn't about any one of us. It's just another filler to put on my new album.
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Sex is overrated, drugs and alcohol are both out dated. It's sick to see how much it means to the humans of this world. Smoking is disgusting, a habit that should have never started. But these humans eat it up as if the warnings were never heard. All right, I'm done living this life now. Pull the car over I want to get out. Well sex is pretty harmless excluding STD's and pregnancy. Drugs and alcohol are both mind-altering substances. fuck that. I don't want that shit inside my body. It baffles me to think that some people would think differently. But I guess some people need that authority. People are mislead in thinking living life consists of drinking, Smoking, fucking, doing whatever the hell you want to do. But I must voice the fact that it's not the morals you lack, It's the impact that you have on the people around you. All right, I'm done living this life now. Pull the car over I want to get out. I need to get away from here, these people are sunk All they ever do is fuck and fight and smoke and drink to get drunk.
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Morning Jog 00:52
Are you going for your morning jog? You're not going for your morning jog? Why aren't you going for your morning jog? You have to go on your morning jog! Because jogging is good for you. Especially at the rate in which you eat food. Burn off those calories. Or you could always become anorexic like me.
18.
New Talent 02:17
I have no recollection of anything I don't remember anything. I just want to get the hell out of here. Because I'm doing fine. I found my new talent. But it turns a little sour if not at 70mph. I can break glass with my face. With only 13 stitches as to say congratulations. Just know, just know that I'm not bragging. Just know, just know that I am better than you. So now with my new talent, I'll be breaking more windows than little kids with baseballs I'll be breaking shit with my face. With absolutely no time for breaks, I'll be busy breaking shit... With my face, wouldn't that be great? It was such a happy story. With such a happy ending. Too bad it couldn't be a bit longer. But all things come to an end. I found my new talent. It turns a bit sour. Break glass with my face. Only received 13 stitches. So now with my new talent. Better than kids with baseballs. Breaking shit with my face. Isn't it great?
19.
Satan's Car 01:57
I went down to hell And I met with Satan And I told him about my friend Who had an interest In a certain type Of automobile That he would have to get If he wanted to get with her. So me and Satan went Out to the dealership To pick out his new car. We hadn't gotten far Before we found What we were looking for. A brand new, loaded Chrysler 300c. With heated seats And the most intense sound system You've ever seen. With a navigation system It was so obscene. That's why Satan drives a Chrysler 300c. As we got close She stood in awe Of the beautiful machine That we had just bought. We parked the car And we got out. I introduced them And they made out. Just for you. Thanks to me.
20.
Slab of Meat 00:40
You're just a slab of meat For him to stick his penis in. There's really no reason for you two to be together, I know. And you may disagree but I know something you don't know. There's something about him that he doesn't want you to know, so Let me unlock the doors and open up to reveal his true show. But then again, you're the same way, which makes you no better than him. So both of you can burn in hell for being so damn ignorant. And while you burn in hell, you'll look back to see what it all meant. And you'll realize it was just for a slab of meat to stick a penis in.
21.
I get pissed then I drive fast With four bad tires, how well do you think my car will handle? When I'm doing 75 around a sharp turn While not looking at the road, answering a call on my cell phone. They all said I should be dead and I still don't appreciate being alive After smashing the window with my face and less than an inch away from losing an eye. And I can't find the reasons why People always go around vomiting sunshine All the time, 'cause no one's life Is anywhere near that divine. And I'm so tired of being blind To knowing when it'll be my time To realize how I should finish this line. (to crash my car into something hard and die.) I give up. that's it, I've had enough I'm hitting the road again, put my life in my hands again Pedal to the metal, then it's settled, I have meddled With my life and when I die it'll never be too soon. It's only a matter of time before my luck runs out and I die. Before that happens I would like to experience a good life.
22.
What was once a brave soldier Is now a smoldering pile of molten plastic It's fantastic, the aroma is invigorating When the men die at the hands of those of us in control And in the end as they fade away in the flames There's no one to blame. When I was younger I used to play with G.I. Joe's Then I discovered that they had another purpose I like setting them on fire They're more entertaining when they're on fire Now that I'm older I look back on all the fun that I had Setting these guys on fire and burning them to death Laughing to myself Screaming, I'll see you all in hell! Now lighting them on fire wasn't the only thing I would do I would buy rockets and try to send them to the moon Like the astronauts on the television Except just a little bit different, without all that snazzy space equipment. And I kind of feel bad for doing that to them Because I know they didn't deserve any of it And it was at their expense, for my entertainment. And I wish no one had to die needlessly For someone elses ideology Because I don't think it's right. I don't know how some of you sleep at night. 'Cause I find I can't sleep at night I just lie awake, staring up at the starry sky Waiting for the day, when they will say It's my turn to fade away into flames
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With the sunshine on my face, I cannot complain about the things that are driving me insane There are too many things in my way One too many things circling around in my brain And I find myself dismayed just trying to make it through the day These things I say, I won't complain, I can't get myself straight Too much pressure from temptation with no means of escape For goodness sakes, I need to find release from this place If I don't, it's something I'll regret And I couldn't live with that So I need to make amends Need to straighten up my act Before I get caught off guard and fall flat I don't want that But I guess that's just the way it is I can't believe this is the way we live He turns around to me and says, "duh, man, ain't it obvious?" Apparently I've been a bit oblivious to what I see This puzzle's just a few pieces short of being complete I've got it stuck in my head but I can't help but dread that I won't understand what all this means once it ends and I'd rather live forever than take any chance Of not comprehending what it means in the end What will everything mean when it ends? As the light fades away, slowly turning to gray Recollecting the events of the day, I lose the strength to motivate Need something new to stimulate my brain Because I still can't seem to get my story straight Nothing's what it seems, what is this supposed to mean? I can't relate, but I know I need to get it straight Looking back on my past wondering how I've lasted as long as I have Can I get back on track or will this train turn into a god-awful wreck Before I get the prospect of a life I never had Just then death appears on my doorstep but I have no chance to react Before he looks at me and says, "you're next." I laugh and say, "duh, man, what'd you think I'd expect?" I don't suspect you're just paying me a visit, we're not old friends Nor will we ever be, but I think you're just what I need I still don't believe and can't realize what this all means But I think I've found my release, how long until we can leave?
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Anti-Drug 02:17
Since I've met you, I've been clean I've had no desire to use illegal substances I regret everything I did in the past I'm just so thankful that we met when we did Before something went wrong Before memory loss set in or something worse But now my anxiety is gone so are the suicidal thoughts And I have only you to thank for that And I thank God every night That I got out before I became a casualty of drugs Friend, better you than me 'Cause I've got so much more to be before my life is over I look at you and see everything I could've been If you hadn't helped to set me straight I don't know if I could've lived with myself If I was allowed to get as bad as this Now I wouldn't take your place but I would gladly talk to fate To see if we could work something out But that's quite impossible so I will make you as comfortable As I possibly can because I am forever in your debt So if you need help paying rent, please don't be embarrassed to ask You took one for the team The, metaphorically speaking, bullet in place of me and BANG! It went inside your brain And laid waste to everything in it's way and I'm sorry to say Survivors, there were none Just remember how much fun it was to dig this hole you're in
25.
Since I've met you, all I want to do is snort cocaine And shoot heroin into my brain Until everything inside my head fades away And I know it may not be the answer But I swear I'm getting closer It's helped me out a lot Until I find something better I'll just keep digging deeper With drugs thickening the plot It won't be too long now Before the fog burns up In my chemically induced sunlight Please don't think I'm dependent Because my only interest Is feeling all right Smoke myself retarded Then light myself on fire It's a literal burnout Mescaline, crystal meth and mushrooms Acid, crack and PCP too The only way to go out I'll just lay here unconcerned As the world around me burns Until there's nothing left but ashes When they're swept up by the wind I'll know this is the end And it's my time to cash in You're my anti-anti-drug
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I'm Sorry 01:46
I'm sorry for calling you a bitch and a slut Piece of shit, cunt, whore because I've found the one That takes the cake for all of them It's too bad I didn't meet her earlier It would have made things easier And probably a little less painful But we can't go back in time No matter how hard I try I can't find the words to ease my mind I'm sorry, forgive me, the same old lines So now that we are over and done She takes the cake but you're still a cunt And I hope you endure a terrible death I would say this to your face But when I'm around you my anxiety makes me shake And honestly, you're not worth the discomfort But you probably know, that's a lie And I'll always leave on a light For when you decide on your own To bring that bitch, slut, piece of shit, cunt whore ass on home
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Response 01:26
The only thing I'll ever regret is smoking that pot/hash mix Because my eyes and ears got fucked after that Now I cant fucking see or hear anything, bitch Quite the contrary, I hear and see everything, shit And no, that wasn't my voice you heard over the phone receiver either But don't worry, I'll find this idiot whoever he is Then I'll beat him to death and we'll see who's mean then And you can continue fucking Jeep Wrangler, Shayne I was referring to the driver not the car itself, jesus I'm not that fucked up in the head so please just Leave me alone while I'm trying to catch some Z's but Not before I put a hurtin' on this deserving girl I got here 'cause I know she wants it and she knows I want to give it to her Because bad ideas are always good before they happen at first But then afterwards it's the worst thing to ever occur Inside your head but then it happens again and again So leave me alone while I pick up then destroy Everything I've worked for Goodbye until next time, whore I fuck with feelings, you fuck with heads OMG! LOL! There's two references there I guess I'm not the only one on the path of destruction Regardless of intention Motherfuck these fucking feelings, it's a fucking disaster Feelings are in the head, you fuck heads better than I can I should take lessons, it's a blessing in disguise I hope you weren't expecting too much from me, guys
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Coffeehouse 01:49
Let me write a song to play in coffee houses and in bars My music doesn't get a good reaction from the kids expecting covers of Pearl Jam I'm sorry kids that it has to be like this It's not my fault you've got shit taste in music, is it? So don't blame me when you hear me screaming About slabs of meat with penis' in them I don't know what to do I've got nothing left for you to hear That you will think is cool Maybe I'm a fool for thinking This might be something you'd be into The bar scene really isn't my thing It's just a bunch of old drunk people wishing I wouldn't sing And I hate to be the bearer of bad news Nothing productive is coming out of drinking all that booze So clap, clap, clap, clap when my set is done Anticipate the next set being better than the last one
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Lala Lala la la Mmmmmm mmm You by the light is the greatest find In a world full of wrong you're the thing that's right Finally made it through the lonely to the other side You set it again my heart's in motion every word feels like a shooting star I'm at the edge of my emotions watching the shadows burning in the dark And I'm in love and I'm terrifed For the first time and the last time In my only life This could be good it's already better than that And nothings worse than knowing you're holding back I could be all that you need if you let me try You set it again my heart's in motion every word feels like a shooting star I'm at the edge of my emotions watching the shadows burning in the dark And I'm in love and I'm terrified For the first time and the last time In my only life I only said it 'cause I mean it Oh I only mean it 'cause its true So dont you doubt what I've been dreaming 'Cause it keeps me up it holds me close Whenever I'm without you
30.
Be my lover Be mine forever This isn't over 'Til we're together CODI IS MY HO! Cody is my ho There's no messing around Try to take her away You're going to get bound With duct tape And I'm going to make sure that it hurts She's priceless to me I can't designate a worth
31.
The area in question, it's more location than direction A big, nasty infection taking precession over the whole nation. We currently take donations to help with the starvation. We'll fake motivation 'til we find ourselves in desolation. On the border of insanity between Mexico and Canada respectively, I believe that we're naive, limiting our creativity. Slowing progressivity, conducting, encouraging negativity. The world is doomed, three cheers for insensitivity. What are we supposed to do? Since they control it all. It's not too hard to see That we're all doomed for sure.
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Paper Pusher 00:44
Ain't nothing like the wind in your hair Free to roam the earth without a care There ain't nothing better Than doing what you were born to do Without a boss telling you You've got to do it better. Though business is my trade, I ain't going to be a slave To the man or anyone else And if you want me to shave Then go ahead, be my guest Otherwise, get out of my face I want meaning in my life But without sacrificing Experiencing something better Paper pushing ain't for me And one day I know you'll see That there's so much here that's better.
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Oh my friend, it's good to see you again How are you and Satan doing? I'm sorry I missed the wedding. I was in Texas for two weeks. I send you my best, please forgive me I remember the day, feels like it was yesterday When I went down to hell and told Satan about you, My friend with the eye for the certain type of automobile. I got the pictures that you sent And I have to say, Both of you looked so happy that day. I still can't believe he proposed This whole thing with Satan driving a 300c Was just supposed to be a joke But look at that, he popped the question You said yes, I hope you're not making a mistake On the other hand, what could go wrong? Being wed to the Prince of Darkness That's why Satan drives a Chrysler 300c Just for you All thanks to me So do you plan on having kids? Some little devils running around the fiery pit. I promise I'll visit I won't estrange you like I did in the past It's in the past, let's just put it behind us Now that you're starting a new life With, one could say, successful husband Which doesn't even begin to explain His position in the world He'll make you his Princess of Darkness And you two will rule the world.
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I rode the bus to school today And I got there twenty minutes late But I still got yelled at Even though it wasn't my fault. Hey, hey, mister bus driver I've got a question for you How come you pick me up so early But when you drop me off, I'm tardy Well, answer me. please, please, please, please. My teachers all think I'm a slacker All the black kids call me cracker All thanks to you, bus driver dude. My parents have a parent-teacher conference They're not so pleased with my performance I just want you to know, That not just because you're slow, You're just way too old to drive a bus.
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Is everything what you thought it would be? Is everything just like those dreams you had That night, while you slept alone. I once had a thought too long ago to recall Now it's just another thing floating around inside my skull Too many nights, just laying awake I don't want this anymore I'm so tired of waking up alone To the only thing I've ever really known You're not hardcore So could you please keep down the noise It isn't going to make anyone like you any, like you any more Who are you to say who I am? I don't even know you. So how could you possibly know anything about me? When you speak for someone else You better be prepared To encounter situations where people just don't care About anything you have to say But I kick so much ass Who wouldn't want to listen to me? Can you hear me now? Screaming at the top of my lungs. Is it loud enough? This crowded room shakes up my nerves I can hardly get the breath out. But I still play And I still say everything I want to say And I'll sing 'til I'm out of breath Having a good time until the end.
36.
I know what I don't know won't hurt me But I'm afraid of everything I don't know. If something I don't know is hazardous to my health Well then I should know If I don't know, then I could die And end up in the fiery pits of Hell. Otherwise, it'll be a surprise And just an idea in which I'll dwell You only know what you know Until you're shown something else. If I knew everything that could hurt me That would be an advantage. But I don't, I never will And I'm sure that I will manage. 'Cause what I don't know won't hurt me. But there's the chance that it might. I'll just keep living my life Assuming everything is all right.
37.
I'll have the last word You're no good Eat a dick, eat a dill I don't care just get the hell out of my face Or I will break and displace Every part of you in my way Before you have the chance to say Hey wait, I can certainly relate To everything that you're conveying I know exactly how you feel But with these people breathing down your neck I don't know how you can deal If that was me in your situation If it was me behind the wheel All these people would be laying peacefully Underneath my automobile To whom it may concern Remove yourself from my space I've had enough of this place It's all coming down with me Come along for a ride I promise it'll be worth it Squint your eyes until the lines become distorted It must be more than a miracle Sit back, relax, and enjoy the spectacle When the show's over we can all go home We'll start all over again tomorrow

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This is the 37 track CD-R that I sell at shows and such.

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released February 20, 1987

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