37 TRACK CD​-​R

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This is the 37 track CD-R that I sell at shows and such.

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released February 20, 1987

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Track Name: Spiders Are Creepy, What Do We Do?
I watch the spider slowly descend from the ceiling
And I'm not sure where he is going to.
But he's got his shoes on, he must be leaving
And I think, I think that I should join him.

Awhoa, awhoa, awhoa goodbye.

So I follow suit and I get my shoes on
And I make my way through the back door out into the backyard
I watch him carefully make his ascent up a tree
And I think to myself why, why couldn't that be me?

Living free and happily up in this quaint, little tree
And/or in the houses of unexpectees.
Build my webs right where I please
For my next meal to be seized
I wish someone had told me being a spider was not easy.
Track Name: Soldier
I hope they send me to Afghanistan
And ship me back in pieces
To show my family and friends
Just how I spent my final moments as
A soldier in the Army
Occupying a foreign country
Thinking, "I told you so."
While identifying my dead body
"We warned him danger would be lurking around every corner
Are you sure you want to do this we continually laid on him
But of course he didn't listen so now he's who we're all missing
If I could go back in time I would have made sure to convince him

To stay away from all those crazy things
He had going through his head
That concluded with his death
But of course we'll blame him
For his selfish choices
How could he leave us all this way
It doesn't matter what he wanted in the end

Why should I stick around when I could accidentally drown
Or while walking through the city get run down in the streets
And never see it coming
But I guess it's better than getting shot in the face
With a .50 caliber round
Or better yet, while snowboarding, crashing into a tree
Catching a disease, slowly waste away for the rest of my days
But you're right, that's much more respectable
Than being blown to smithereens

You can't make me stay away from all these crazy things
I have going through my head
That will conclude with my death
So go ahead and blame me
For the choices that I make
At least I'm making progress, hey
We're all dead in the end, aren't we, anyway
Track Name: Conflict
I'm sitting on the curb at the corner
Waiting for something good to come my way
For once in my life, I know I get breaks
But I'm trying to find peace of mind
The spiritual and emotional kind
As the cars go by I contemplate my strife

Everything I come in contact with
I keep trying and I'm trying and I'm trying not to
Get overly infuriated
But I can't seem to help myself with these conflicts

I'm sitting here writing these songs
On the floor in my room
Wishing I possessed the skills
To write a million dollar tune
I will decline the fame
Just hand over the fortune
Blame spotlight degenerates
And their immoral distortion

For being indecent human beings
For their dramatics,
They deserve a good beating
Scratch that, put them all to death
And to think people look up to you
This world is crazy
Can't they see the truth?
I've tried to make a difference
But there's no interest
So what's the use?
Track Name: Story Of My Life
Are you idiot enough to burn your own house down?
Because we all know that everyone gets around here
I see it clear, what is it that you fear
The voices tell me that there's more to life and that's what I hear

And I don't know what to think
I forget where i've been
It takes me half a day to know that you are mine
And that's fine

Burn down the house
Cover up our existence
And no one will ever miss us
They won't remember that we were here
They'll just keep on living
And forget we even existed at some point

Are you idiot enough to decline your responsibilities
For the responsibilities that you have produced
I have the proof, because what's in it for you
Nothing, I'm so overwhelmed I don't know what to do

Come on, everyone
Let's burn this house down
To the ground, gather 'round
Now as we watch this house burn down
To the ground
To hear the screams and the pounds
Of the people trapped inside the house
Track Name: Duh, Man
With the sunshine on my face,
I cannot complain about the things that are driving me insane
There are too many things in my way
One too many things circling around in my brain
And I find myself dismayed just trying to make it through the day
These things I say, I won't complain, I can't get myself straight
Too much pressure from temptation with no means of escape
For goodness sakes, I need to find release from this place
If I don't, it's something I'll regret
And I couldn't live with that
So I need to make amends
Need to straighten up my act
Before I get caught off guard and fall flat
I don't want that

But I guess that's just the way it is
I can't believe this is the way we live
He turns around to me and says, "duh, man, ain't it obvious?"
Apparently I've been a bit oblivious to what I see
This puzzle's just a few pieces short of being complete
I've got it stuck in my head but I can't help but dread
that I won't understand what all this means once it ends
and I'd rather live forever than take any chance
Of not comprehending what it means in the end
What will everything mean when it ends?

As the light fades away, slowly turning to gray
Recollecting the events of the day, I lose the strength to motivate
Need something new to stimulate my brain
Because I still can't seem to get my story straight
Nothing's what it seems, what is this supposed to mean?
I can't relate, but I know I need to get it straight
Looking back on my past wondering how I've lasted as long as I have
Can I get back on track or will this train turn into a god-awful wreck
Before I get the prospect of a life I never had

Just then death appears on my doorstep but I have no chance to react
Before he looks at me and says, "you're next."
I laugh and say, "duh, man, what'd you think I'd expect?"
I don't suspect you're just paying me a visit, we're not old friends
Nor will we ever be, but I think you're just what I need
I still don't believe and can't realize what this all means
But I think I've found my release, how long until we can leave?
Track Name: This One's On Me
I never used to believe in mental disorders
But this anxiety has got me cornered
I'm getting loaded just to cope, pour it right down my throat
Pass out on the floor, then wake up for some more
It's the same routine day in, day out
Wake up, pass out, have a drink to get my mind off things
These fucking problems can swim
Keeping their heads above the surface, making it impossible to focus
And drown these sorrows, never to be heard from again
My initial intention, my plan's been foiled goddammit all
I swear this is my last call, I'll quit, start over
And be reborn into a better person

This one's on me
After this I have to pay my tab and leave
I've had enough of this scenery
I find it hard to breath
It seems I'm drowning myself rather than my worries
This one's on me
Don't believe what you see is the true me
I've kept you in the dark to hide my grief
So when I step out into the light
Be prepared for anything that you might see

I have to say, if I had my way
I'd been dead and buried in my grave that same day
Because here I am trying to prove a point
That's been long forgotten, it's no longer valid
I'd give up everything just to say I have nothing left to lose
Now what am I supposed to do, I've got nothing left to lose
No substances to effectively abuse to get my mind of you

Now this one's on you
It probably is, if it's too good to be true
And you have failed to pull through
Comparing lies to truth
Both can be hard to identify and be easily confused
So this one's on you
To forget that the next one's on me
And when you hear me say this, you better believe
I don't know why but I'm hypnotized by the look in your eyes
And I've apologized but you see
This one's on me
Track Name: Good Things
I'm a lonesome cowboy on an empty plain
I refuse to shower so I dance naked in the rain
They said that good things would come to me
But I am tired of waiting.

I saw ethan hawke in New York City yesterday
He wasn't looking too happy
I heard they promised him good things
But they did not deliver to him.

I will be the one their remembering
Talking with friends they'll sit back and say
It's really sad what happened to him
There were so many good things happening for him.

They say good things come to the ones who wait
I've been waiting so long it seems that I've forgotten
What it was I was waiting for in the first place
Don't blame these thoughts on my impatience
Patience is a virtue that is overlooked
I don't give a care or a good goddamn
Just waiting for some good to come to this world
Track Name: Darkness Of Intent
The wind blows down the street
The leaves float up as if to say hello
But I walk on and just ignore
The polite gesture it set forth
As I go by I feel the glares
Of all the eyes that I upset
To wish the whole world was blind
Is the least of my extent

The lights are off but please come home
I can't seem to shake this feeling
The darkness behind the intent
Is something not worth fighting for

I once met a man who had the chance
But thought the chance should be unhad
So when the opportunity came up
He just ignored the fact

Back whence thee came
The equivalent of what I've been hearing said
It's too much to take
When you try and try and yet there's still no change
I've come to terms with nothing at all
I regret what I said, I've been trying so hard
To get out of my head
Track Name: Without You
If I never wrote another song, it'd be too soon
If I forgot everything, I swear I'd only think of you
But there's no guarantees either one of us is making it out alive
So hold my hand, close your eyes, let's just hope we both survive

The way you look at me, I find it hard to believe
You're the one they sent to release me from this hell
I've been living inside my head and only time will tell
Whether this is truly love or just another figment of mine

If I knew I'd never see your face again, you can bet I'd end it all right now
Because I refuse to live this life, without you around
And when I'm gone, they can say what they want, how much potential I once had
But without you, I am nothing, I am no one
Without you
Track Name: Carpet Is Expensive
I spilled coffee on my carpet
No one to clean it before it stains
What in the world am I to do?
I guess I could just get a new one
But I really don't have the money
I'll go rob a financial institution

It didn't have to be this way
It could've been completely avoided
I wish it hadn't been this way
Because now I've got an urge I can't restrain

So I go out and buy a gun
A ski mask and accessories
Some new clothes
And everything else that will be needed to pull off the job
I pull up in front of the bank
Pull out my gun and run inside
Nobody move, nobody get shot
Not one word, or else you're going to bleed a lot

It didn't have to be this way
It could've been completely avoided
I wish it hadn't been this way
Because now I'm officially a bank thief

So I grab the cash
And I haul ass outside
Where police are waiting patiently, they gun me down
Who'd ever think this would be the end of me?
So as I bleed out on the pavement
They ask me why I did it
And this was my answer

I spilt my goddamn coffee
On my goddamn carpet
And didn't have the money to buy a new one
Track Name: Contrary To What I Believe
If we all did things solely based on making the world a better place,
Money would not hold it's value.
But due to certain events, money isn't even worth the cents that's printed on the front
Worth only the materials used.

Nice house, nice clothes, nice cars, an overabundance of nice things
No one needs in the first place.
It's sickening to think that some people have all this
When some people don't even have a place to stay

I don't want to live this life
I don't want to be a part of this society
The economy is going to hell
And I don't want to stick around to see
As my values and my morals all come crashing down on me
I refuse to grow up thinking that there's something better waiting for me.
Contrary to what I believe.

If there was a way, that I could find,
To travel back to the dawn of time
I'd confront god about mankind
And convince him to change his mind

So now that we don't exist, the world is such a better place
The easy solution to our issues.

I'll never have to live this life
I'll never have to be a part of this society
The economy has been dispelled
And I no longer have to stick around to see
The awful sight of me being crushed by my morality
I'll never have to grow up thinking anything, finally, I'll be at peace

Contrary to what I believe
Track Name: Finally
I'm cleaning up
Once and for all
I'm not living this life anymore

Got to get my act together
Forget what I think about anything
That doesn't pertain to me
Get rid of everything that I don't need

The feelings I have
Aren't just going to go away

So I'll get some medication
To forget everything I don't need
To remember someone out there loves me
The rest of you can bleed eternally

I'm not doing this anymore
I'm done. It's over.
Don't think I'm kidding
'Cause I'm not
I'm going away
Going to find me a place
Where I can be happy
Finally
Track Name: First In A Long Line
If I killed myself
Would anyone care?
I'd blow off my face
And leave nothing to spare.
My hair you can have
You don't need it when you're dead.
Say goodbye to my eyes, my smile
And the rest of my head.

While the world's being destroyed
I'll be at the fiery pit.
Awaiting acceptance
From the Mighty Satan.
He'll be overjoyed
From my great success.
Pat my shoulder, shake my hand,
Where's your bathroom?
I need to take a piss.

I want to be first in line.
I'm going to be first in line.
I'm going to kill myself and be first on line
When the world goes to hell.

They say I shouldn't end my life
But it's too late, I'm not changing my mind.
It's all planned out, I'm going to die
So I can be first in hell's long line.
Track Name: G.B.M.
The policeman drive as fast as he can
But he still can't catch the gingerbread man
I wouldn't blame you if you didn't understand
It's quite impossible to catch the gingerbread man

It's kind of ironic that a baked good could be sonic
And out run all the cops in this town.
Not even a grown man would have the upper hand
When these cops came around.

So, on to more pressing matters
Got an eye, a face, a cheek creating shattered glass
I think the GB-Man has met his match
It's not a matter of think, it's a matter of fact

Let's stop off here and grab some coffee
We've got plenty of time, there's no real need to hurry
The gingerbread man can try his hand
But regardless, it's always the same in the end

It's kind of suspicious that a criminal's so delicious
And I wonder who cooked up that batch.
If it were me, I wouldn't have it within myself
Again, to start from scratch.
Track Name: House Painted Car
House painted white
Car painted red
I'd rather be dead
Some things are better left unsaid

We live and die by time

By the way, what is the time?
We live and die by time
By the way, I killed your dog
That loud ass, motherfucking, barking dog
Barking dog
Barking dog
"And when the cops came through
Me and Dre stood next to a burnt down house
With a can full of gas
And a hand full of matches
And still no one found out."

I think I died this time

By the way, how did I die?
I know I died.
I'm standing right next to your dog
That loud ass, motherfucking, barking dog
Barking dog
Barking dog

My house isn't white
My car isn't red
I remember everything you said
Why do you this to me?
Why don't you just go away?
I don't want you here anymore
I can no longer call you friend
For the things that you put me through.

Don't think this is about you.
This isn't about any one of us.
It's just another filler to put on my new album.
Track Name: Life Is Misinterpreted
Sex is overrated, drugs and alcohol are both out dated.
It's sick to see how much it means to the humans of this world.
Smoking is disgusting, a habit that should have never started.
But these humans eat it up as if the warnings were never heard.

All right, I'm done living this life now.
Pull the car over I want to get out.

Well sex is pretty harmless excluding STD's and pregnancy.
Drugs and alcohol are both mind-altering substances.
fuck that.
I don't want that shit inside my body.
It baffles me to think that some people would think differently.
But I guess some people need that authority.

People are mislead in thinking living life consists of drinking,
Smoking, fucking, doing whatever the hell you want to do.
But I must voice the fact that it's not the morals you lack,
It's the impact that you have on the people around you.

All right, I'm done living this life now.
Pull the car over I want to get out.
I need to get away from here, these people are sunk
All they ever do is fuck and fight and smoke and drink to get drunk.
Track Name: Morning Jog
Are you going for your morning jog?
You're not going for your morning jog?
Why aren't you going for your morning jog?
You have to go on your morning jog!

Because jogging is good for you.
Especially at the rate in which you eat food.
Burn off those calories.
Or you could always become anorexic like me.
Track Name: New Talent
I have no recollection of anything
I don't remember anything.
I just want to get the hell out of here.
Because I'm doing fine.

I found my new talent.
But it turns a little sour if not at 70mph.
I can break glass with my face.
With only 13 stitches as to say congratulations.

Just know, just know that I'm not bragging.
Just know, just know that I am better than you.

So now with my new talent,
I'll be breaking more windows than little kids with baseballs
I'll be breaking shit with my face.
With absolutely no time for breaks, I'll be busy breaking shit...
With my face, wouldn't that be great?

It was such a happy story.
With such a happy ending.
Too bad it couldn't be a bit longer.
But all things come to an end.

I found my new talent.
It turns a bit sour.
Break glass with my face.
Only received 13 stitches.
So now with my new talent.
Better than kids with baseballs.
Breaking shit with my face.
Isn't it great?
Track Name: Satan's Car
I went down to hell
And I met with Satan
And I told him about my friend
Who had an interest
In a certain type
Of automobile
That he would have to get
If he wanted to get with her.

So me and Satan went
Out to the dealership
To pick out his new car.
We hadn't gotten far
Before we found
What we were looking for.
A brand new, loaded
Chrysler 300c.
With heated seats
And the most intense sound system
You've ever seen.
With a navigation system
It was so obscene.

That's why Satan drives a Chrysler 300c.

As we got close
She stood in awe
Of the beautiful machine
That we had just bought.
We parked the car
And we got out.
I introduced them
And they made out.

Just for you.
Thanks to me.
Track Name: Slab of Meat
You're just a slab of meat
For him to stick his penis in.

There's really no reason for you two to be together, I know.
And you may disagree but I know something you don't know.
There's something about him that he doesn't want you to know, so
Let me unlock the doors and open up to reveal his true show.
But then again, you're the same way, which makes you no better than him.
So both of you can burn in hell for being so damn ignorant.
And while you burn in hell, you'll look back to see what it all meant.
And you'll realize it was just for a slab of meat to stick a penis in.
Track Name: Vomiting Sunshine
I get pissed then I drive fast
With four bad tires, how well do you think my car will handle?
When I'm doing 75 around a sharp turn
While not looking at the road, answering a call on my cell phone.

They all said I should be dead and I still don't appreciate being alive
After smashing the window with my face and less than an inch away from losing an eye.

And I can't find the reasons why
People always go around vomiting sunshine
All the time, 'cause no one's life
Is anywhere near that divine.
And I'm so tired of being blind
To knowing when it'll be my time
To realize how I should finish this line.
(to crash my car into something hard and die.)

I give up. that's it, I've had enough
I'm hitting the road again, put my life in my hands again
Pedal to the metal, then it's settled, I have meddled
With my life and when I die it'll never be too soon.

It's only a matter of time before my luck runs out and I die.
Before that happens I would like to experience a good life.
Track Name: Death Of A Soldier
What was once a brave soldier
Is now a smoldering pile of molten plastic
It's fantastic, the aroma is invigorating
When the men die at the hands of those of us in control
And in the end as they fade away in the flames
There's no one to blame.

When I was younger I used to play with G.I. Joe's
Then I discovered that they had another purpose
I like setting them on fire
They're more entertaining when they're on fire
Now that I'm older I look back on all the fun that I had
Setting these guys on fire and burning them to death
Laughing to myself
Screaming, I'll see you all in hell!

Now lighting them on fire wasn't the only thing I would do
I would buy rockets and try to send them to the moon
Like the astronauts on the television
Except just a little bit different, without all that snazzy space equipment.

And I kind of feel bad for doing that to them
Because I know they didn't deserve any of it
And it was at their expense, for my entertainment.
And I wish no one had to die needlessly
For someone elses ideology
Because I don't think it's right.
I don't know how some of you sleep at night.

'Cause I find I can't sleep at night
I just lie awake, staring up at the starry sky
Waiting for the day, when they will say
It's my turn to fade away into flames
Track Name: The Stupid Stupid Henchmen feat. Keith Haynes - Duh, Man
With the sunshine on my face,
I cannot complain about the things that are driving me insane
There are too many things in my way
One too many things circling around in my brain
And I find myself dismayed just trying to make it through the day
These things I say, I won't complain, I can't get myself straight
Too much pressure from temptation with no means of escape
For goodness sakes, I need to find release from this place
If I don't, it's something I'll regret
And I couldn't live with that
So I need to make amends
Need to straighten up my act
Before I get caught off guard and fall flat
I don't want that

But I guess that's just the way it is
I can't believe this is the way we live
He turns around to me and says, "duh, man, ain't it obvious?"
Apparently I've been a bit oblivious to what I see
This puzzle's just a few pieces short of being complete
I've got it stuck in my head but I can't help but dread
that I won't understand what all this means once it ends
and I'd rather live forever than take any chance
Of not comprehending what it means in the end
What will everything mean when it ends?

As the light fades away, slowly turning to gray
Recollecting the events of the day, I lose the strength to motivate
Need something new to stimulate my brain
Because I still can't seem to get my story straight
Nothing's what it seems, what is this supposed to mean?
I can't relate, but I know I need to get it straight
Looking back on my past wondering how I've lasted as long as I have
Can I get back on track or will this train turn into a god-awful wreck
Before I get the prospect of a life I never had

Just then death appears on my doorstep but I have no chance to react
Before he looks at me and says, "you're next."
I laugh and say, "duh, man, what'd you think I'd expect?"
I don't suspect you're just paying me a visit, we're not old friends
Nor will we ever be, but I think you're just what I need
I still don't believe and can't realize what this all means
But I think I've found my release, how long until we can leave?
Track Name: Anti-Drug
Since I've met you, I've been clean
I've had no desire to use illegal substances
I regret everything I did in the past
I'm just so thankful that we met when we did
Before something went wrong
Before memory loss set in or something worse
But now my anxiety is gone so are the suicidal thoughts
And I have only you to thank for that

And I thank God every night
That I got out before I became a casualty of drugs
Friend, better you than me
'Cause I've got so much more to be before my life is over

I look at you and see everything I could've been
If you hadn't helped to set me straight
I don't know if I could've lived with myself
If I was allowed to get as bad as this
Now I wouldn't take your place but I would gladly talk to fate
To see if we could work something out
But that's quite impossible so I will make you as comfortable
As I possibly can because

I am forever in your debt
So if you need help paying rent, please don't be embarrassed to ask
You took one for the team
The, metaphorically speaking, bullet in place of me and BANG!
It went inside your brain
And laid waste to everything in it's way and I'm sorry to say
Survivors, there were none
Just remember how much fun it was to dig this hole you're in
Track Name: Anti-Anti-Drug
Since I've met you, all I want to do is snort cocaine
And shoot heroin into my brain
Until everything inside my head fades away

And I know it may not be the answer
But I swear I'm getting closer
It's helped me out a lot
Until I find something better
I'll just keep digging deeper
With drugs thickening the plot

It won't be too long now
Before the fog burns up
In my chemically induced sunlight
Please don't think I'm dependent
Because my only interest
Is feeling all right

Smoke myself retarded
Then light myself on fire
It's a literal burnout
Mescaline, crystal meth and mushrooms
Acid, crack and PCP too
The only way to go out

I'll just lay here unconcerned
As the world around me burns
Until there's nothing left but ashes
When they're swept up by the wind
I'll know this is the end
And it's my time to cash in

You're my anti-anti-drug
Track Name: I'm Sorry
I'm sorry for calling you a bitch and a slut
Piece of shit, cunt, whore because I've found the one
That takes the cake for all of them
It's too bad I didn't meet her earlier
It would have made things easier
And probably a little less painful

But we can't go back in time
No matter how hard I try
I can't find the words to ease my mind
I'm sorry, forgive me, the same old lines

So now that we are over and done
She takes the cake but you're still a cunt
And I hope you endure a terrible death
I would say this to your face
But when I'm around you my anxiety makes me shake
And honestly, you're not worth the discomfort

But you probably know, that's a lie
And I'll always leave on a light
For when you decide on your own
To bring that bitch, slut, piece of shit, cunt whore ass on home
Track Name: Response
The only thing I'll ever regret is smoking that pot/hash mix
Because my eyes and ears got fucked after that
Now I cant fucking see or hear anything, bitch
Quite the contrary, I hear and see everything, shit
And no, that wasn't my voice you heard over the phone receiver either
But don't worry, I'll find this idiot whoever he is
Then I'll beat him to death and we'll see who's mean then
And you can continue fucking Jeep Wrangler, Shayne
I was referring to the driver not the car itself, jesus
I'm not that fucked up in the head so please just
Leave me alone while I'm trying to catch some Z's but
Not before I put a hurtin' on this deserving girl I got here 'cause
I know she wants it and she knows I want to give it to her
Because bad ideas are always good before they happen at first
But then afterwards it's the worst thing to ever occur
Inside your head but then it happens again and again

So leave me alone while I pick up then destroy
Everything I've worked for
Goodbye until next time, whore

I fuck with feelings, you fuck with heads
OMG! LOL! There's two references there
I guess I'm not the only one on the path of destruction
Regardless of intention
Motherfuck these fucking feelings, it's a fucking disaster
Feelings are in the head, you fuck heads better than I can
I should take lessons, it's a blessing in disguise
I hope you weren't expecting too much from me, guys
Track Name: Coffeehouse
Let me write a song to play in coffee houses and in bars
My music doesn't get a good reaction from the kids expecting covers of Pearl Jam
I'm sorry kids that it has to be like this
It's not my fault you've got shit taste in music, is it?
So don't blame me when you hear me screaming
About slabs of meat with penis' in them

I don't know what to do
I've got nothing left for you to hear
That you will think is cool
Maybe I'm a fool for thinking
This might be something you'd be into

The bar scene really isn't my thing
It's just a bunch of old drunk people wishing I wouldn't sing
And I hate to be the bearer of bad news
Nothing productive is coming out of drinking all that booze
So clap, clap, clap, clap when my set is done
Anticipate the next set being better than the last one
Track Name: Terrified (cover)
Lala Lala la la Mmmmmm mmm
You by the light is the greatest find
In a world full of wrong you're the thing that's right
Finally made it through the lonely to the other side

You set it again my heart's in motion every word feels like a shooting star
I'm at the edge of my emotions watching the shadows burning in the dark
And I'm in love and I'm terrifed
For the first time and the last time
In my only life

This could be good it's already better than that
And nothings worse than knowing you're holding back
I could be all that you need if you let me try

You set it again my heart's in motion every word feels like a shooting star
I'm at the edge of my emotions watching the shadows burning in the dark
And I'm in love and I'm terrified
For the first time and the last time
In my only life

I only said it 'cause I mean it
Oh I only mean it 'cause its true
So dont you doubt what I've been dreaming
'Cause it keeps me up it holds me close
Whenever I'm without you
Track Name: Codi Is My Ho
Be my lover
Be mine forever
This isn't over
'Til we're together

CODI IS MY HO!

Cody is my ho
There's no messing around
Try to take her away
You're going to get bound
With duct tape
And I'm going to make sure that it hurts
She's priceless to me
I can't designate a worth
Track Name: The World Is Doomed
The area in question, it's more location than direction
A big, nasty infection taking precession over the whole nation.
We currently take donations to help with the starvation.
We'll fake motivation 'til we find ourselves in desolation.

On the border of insanity between Mexico and Canada respectively,
I believe that we're naive, limiting our creativity.
Slowing progressivity, conducting, encouraging negativity.
The world is doomed, three cheers for insensitivity.

What are we supposed to do?
Since they control it all.
It's not too hard to see
That we're all doomed for sure.
Track Name: Paper Pusher
Ain't nothing like the wind in your hair
Free to roam the earth without a care
There ain't nothing better
Than doing what you were born to do
Without a boss telling you
You've got to do it better.

Though business is my trade,
I ain't going to be a slave
To the man or anyone else
And if you want me to shave
Then go ahead, be my guest
Otherwise, get out of my face

I want meaning in my life
But without sacrificing
Experiencing something better
Paper pushing ain't for me
And one day I know you'll see
That there's so much here that's better.
Track Name: Satan's Car: Part Two
Oh my friend, it's good to see you again
How are you and Satan doing?
I'm sorry I missed the wedding.
I was in Texas for two weeks.
I send you my best, please forgive me

I remember the day, feels like it was yesterday
When I went down to hell and told Satan about you,
My friend with the eye for the certain type of automobile.

I got the pictures that you sent
And I have to say,
Both of you looked so happy that day.
I still can't believe he proposed
This whole thing with Satan driving a 300c
Was just supposed to be a joke
But look at that, he popped the question
You said yes, I hope you're not making a mistake
On the other hand, what could go wrong?
Being wed to the Prince of Darkness

That's why Satan drives a Chrysler 300c
Just for you
All thanks to me

So do you plan on having kids?
Some little devils running around the fiery pit.
I promise I'll visit
I won't estrange you like I did in the past
It's in the past, let's just put it behind us
Now that you're starting a new life
With, one could say, successful husband
Which doesn't even begin to explain
His position in the world
He'll make you his Princess of Darkness
And you two will rule the world.
Track Name: Bus Driver Dude
I rode the bus to school today
And I got there twenty minutes late
But I still got yelled at
Even though it wasn't my fault.

Hey, hey, mister bus driver
I've got a question for you
How come you pick me up so early
But when you drop me off, I'm tardy
Well, answer me.
please, please, please, please.

My teachers all think I'm a slacker
All the black kids call me cracker
All thanks to you, bus driver dude.

My parents have a parent-teacher conference
They're not so pleased with my performance
I just want you to know,
That not just because you're slow,
You're just way too old to drive a bus.
Track Name: Can You Hear Me Now?
Is everything what you thought it would be?
Is everything just like those dreams you had
That night, while you slept alone.

I once had a thought too long ago to recall
Now it's just another thing floating around inside my skull
Too many nights, just laying awake

I don't want this anymore
I'm so tired of waking up alone
To the only thing I've ever really known
You're not hardcore
So could you please keep down the noise
It isn't going to make anyone like you any, like you any more

Who are you to say who I am?
I don't even know you.
So how could you possibly know anything about me?

When you speak for someone else
You better be prepared
To encounter situations where people just don't care
About anything you have to say
But I kick so much ass
Who wouldn't want to listen to me?

Can you hear me now?
Screaming at the top of my lungs.
Is it loud enough?
This crowded room shakes up my nerves
I can hardly get the breath out.
But I still play
And I still say everything I want to say
And I'll sing 'til I'm out of breath
Having a good time until the end.
Track Name: Unknown 'Til You're Shown
I know what I don't know won't hurt me
But I'm afraid of everything I don't know.
If something I don't know is hazardous to my health
Well then I should know
If I don't know, then I could die
And end up in the fiery pits of Hell.
Otherwise, it'll be a surprise
And just an idea in which I'll dwell

You only know what you know
Until you're shown something else.

If I knew everything that could hurt me
That would be an advantage.
But I don't, I never will
And I'm sure that I will manage.
'Cause what I don't know won't hurt me.
But there's the chance that it might.
I'll just keep living my life
Assuming everything is all right.
Track Name: To Whom It May Concern
I'll have the last word
You're no good
Eat a dick, eat a dill
I don't care just get the hell out of my face
Or I will break and displace
Every part of you in my way
Before you have the chance to say
Hey wait, I can certainly relate

To everything that you're conveying
I know exactly how you feel
But with these people breathing down your neck
I don't know how you can deal
If that was me in your situation
If it was me behind the wheel
All these people would be laying peacefully
Underneath my automobile

To whom it may concern
Remove yourself from my space
I've had enough of this place
It's all coming down with me
Come along for a ride
I promise it'll be worth it
Squint your eyes until the lines become distorted
It must be more than a miracle
Sit back, relax, and enjoy the spectacle
When the show's over we can all go home
We'll start all over again tomorrow