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The Best Of (by default)

by The Business Fairy

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1.
Morning Jog (free) 00:59
Are you going for your morning jog? You're not going for your morning jog? Why aren't you going for your morning jog? You have to go on your morning jog! Because jogging is good for you. Especially at the rate in which you eat food. Burn off those calories. Or you could always become anorexic like me.
2.
First In A Long Line (free) 02:31
If I killed myself Would anyone care? I'd blow off my face And leave nothing to spare. My hair you can have You don't need it when you're dead. Say goodbye to my eyes, my smile And the rest of my head. While the world's being destroyed I'll be at the fiery pit. Awaiting acceptance From the Mighty Satan. He'll be overjoyed From my great success. Pat my shoulder, shake my hand, Where's your bathroom? I need to take a piss. I want to be first in line. I'm going to be first in line. I'm going to kill myself and be first on line When the world goes to hell. They say I shouldn't end my life But it's too late, I'm not changing my mind. It's all planned out, I'm going to die So I can be first in hell's long line.
3.
Satan's Car (free) 02:16
I went down to hell And I met with Satan And I told him about my friend Who had an interest In a certain type Of automobile That he would have to get If he wanted to get with her. So me and Satan went Out to the dealership To pick out his new car. We hadn't gotten far Before we found What we were looking for. A brand new, loaded Chrysler 300c. With heated seats And the most intense sound system You've ever seen. With a navigation system It was so obscene. That's why Satan drives a Chrysler 300c. As we got close She stood in awe Of the beautiful machine That we had just bought. We parked the car And we got out. I introduced them And they made out. Just for you. Thanks to me.
4.
New Talent (free) 02:33
I have no recollection of anything I don't remember anything. I just want to get the hell out of here. Because I'm doing fine. I found my new talent. But it turns a little sour if not at 70mph. I can break glass with my face. With only 13 stitches as to say congratulations. Just know, just know that I'm not bragging. Just know, just know that I am better than you. So now with my new talent, I'll be breaking more windows than little kids with baseballs I'll be breaking shit with my face. With absolutely no time for breaks, I'll be busy breaking shit... With my face, wouldn't that be great? It was such a happy story. With such a happy ending. Too bad it couldn't be a bit longer. But all things come to an end. I found my new talent. It turns a bit sour. Break glass with my face. Only received 13 stitches. So now with my new talent. Better than kids with baseballs. Breaking shit with my face. Isn't it great?
5.
House Painted Car (free) 01:40
House painted white Car painted red I'd rather be dead Some things are better left unsaid We live and die by time By the way, what is the time? We live and die by time By the way, I killed your dog That loud ass, motherfucking, barking dog Barking dog Barking dog "And when the cops came through Me and Dre stood next to a burnt down house With a can full of gas And a hand full of matches And still no one found out." I think I died this time By the way, how did I die? I know I died. I'm standing right next to your dog That loud ass, motherfucking, barking dog Barking dog Barking dog My house isn't white My car isn't red I remember everything you said Why do you this to me? Why don't you just go away? I don't want you here anymore I can no longer call you friend For the things that you put me through. Don't think this is about you. This isn't about any one of us. It's just another filler to put on my new album.
6.
Finally (free) 00:48
I'm cleaning up Once and for all I'm not living this life anymore Got to get my act together Forget what I think about anything That doesn't pertain to me Get rid of everything that I don't need The feelings I have Aren't just going to go away So I'll get some medication To forget everything I don't need To remember someone out there loves me The rest of you can bleed eternally I'm not doing this anymore I'm done. It's over. Don't think I'm kidding 'Cause I'm not I'm going away Going to find me a place Where I can be happy Finally
7.
Slab of Meat (free) 00:49
You're just a slab of meat For him to stick his penis in. There's really no reason for you two to be together, I know. And you may disagree but I know something you don't know. There's something about him that he doesn't want you to know, so Let me unlock the doors and open up to reveal his true show. But then again, you're the same way, which makes you no better than him. So both of you can burn in hell for being so damn ignorant. And while you burn in hell, you'll look back to see what it all meant. And you'll realize it was just for a slab of meat to stick a penis in.
8.
Carpet Is Expensive (free) 02:07
I spilled coffee on my carpet No one to clean it before it stains What in the world am I to do? I guess I could just get a new one But I really don't have the money I'll go rob a financial institution It didn't have to be this way It could've been completely avoided I wish it hadn't been this way Because now I've got an urge I can't restrain So I go out and buy a gun A ski mask and accessories Some new clothes And everything else that will be needed to pull off the job I pull up in front of the bank Pull out my gun and run inside Nobody move, nobody get shot Not one word, or else you're going to bleed a lot It didn't have to be this way It could've been completely avoided I wish it hadn't been this way Because now I'm officially a bank thief So I grab the cash And I haul ass outside Where police are waiting patiently, they gun me down Who'd ever think this would be the end of me? So as I bleed out on the pavement They ask me why I did it And this was my answer I spilt my goddamn coffee On my goddamn carpet And didn't have the money to buy a new one
9.
I'm insecure enough without your shoves. The excitement got to me, I'm thinking it's too much. Rolling over backwards thinking that I'm in love. With someone or something, I must be losing touch... I don't even know you. I don't even know who you are. Intentions. Something I was going to mention. But I decided against it. I think I was a little forward when I thought you weren't who you said you were. But you gave me no other choice but to think the things I thought. I really didn't want to think those things because I thought you were special in your own way. Because you were special to me. But you were special to someone else But you cared about the way I felt Which lead me to become confused Which further lead me to think I was being used For something other than what I intended to happen between me and you. You just thought I wouldn't mind That you were someone else's for some time Whether or not it was two weeks I don't care, I don't give a... SHIT...you really can't do that to me. You really can't do that to me. But that's all over, we're doing fine I am yours and you are mine. And that's the way it's going to be for the rest of our lives.
10.
Parking Lot (free) 01:22
I don't know what I'm doing I don't know why I'm alone I don't know why I'm sitting in this parking lot by myself I don't know where i'm heading Trying to forget where I've been Don't want to remember all that depressing shit And I don't want to go away from here I want to stay here with you Because when everything comes crashing down I'd really like for you to be around I know right where I fucked up I know exactly what went wrong I already know how this shit is going to end.
11.
Watch Me Die (cover) (free) 02:33
the demon inside me told me to kill him sublimely but the poison and pills did nothing but blind me so to you my best friend i guess this is the end i hope this helps you cuz you never fuckin helped me but i bleed and i bleed screaming for you to read that note in yer dresser but the blood may have made it messier i'm glad that i'm done , my final moments in the sun but its just as dark to me as the demon inside of me i'm dying away my bodies turned grey, and i hope im long gone by the end of the day but i've been waiting too long my stomaches been shot, the gun lays beside this fuckin pile of rot i had fun while it lasted the blood and disaster the gun and the blade my own game of charades freeze frame the impact of the bullet and throat choking, maybe you'll believe me now when i said i wasn't joking and when yer so alone, and silence is all you know there's no light at the end of the road, so fuck you all and to the god that you pray i've wished for hell every fuckin day the misery grew as my body decayed i prayed to satan for this shit to end another funeral for you to attend the demon's voice drove me here i couldnít laugh, i couldn't tear though ecstatic i was fuckin scared but i was lookin forward to this fuckin day here it is in its final thought its more beautiful than you all'd have thought sicken yer minds and don't blink an eye cuz yer all just here to watch me die

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released May 19, 2007

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