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First In A Long Line

from 37 TRACK CD​-​R by The Business Fairy

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I'll be first in the line to get into Hell. Recorded in Chet's basement.

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If I killed myself
Would anyone care?
I'd blow off my face
And leave nothing to spare.
My hair you can have
You don't need it when you're dead.
Say goodbye to my eyes, my smile
And the rest of my head.

While the world's being destroyed
I'll be at the fiery pit.
Awaiting acceptance
From the Mighty Satan.
He'll be overjoyed
From my great success.
Pat my shoulder, shake my hand,
Where's your bathroom?
I need to take a piss.

I want to be first in line.
I'm going to be first in line.
I'm going to kill myself and be first on line
When the world goes to hell.

They say I shouldn't end my life
But it's too late, I'm not changing my mind.
It's all planned out, I'm going to die
So I can be first in hell's long line.

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from 37 TRACK CD​-​R, released February 20, 1987
Written & performed by Keith Haynes.
Recorded & backing vocals by Chester Knebel.

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