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This is the story of why Satan drives a Chrysler 300C. Recorded in Chet's basement.

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I went down to hell
And I met with Satan
And I told him about my friend
Who had an interest
In a certain type
Of automobile
That he would have to get
If he wanted to get with her.

So me and Satan went
Out to the dealership
To pick out his new car.
We hadn't gotten far
Before we found
What we were looking for.
A brand new, loaded
Chrysler 300c.
With heated seats
And the most intense sound system
You've ever seen.
With a navigation system
It was so obscene.

That's why Satan drives a Chrysler 300c.

As we got close
She stood in awe
Of the beautiful machine
That we had just bought.
We parked the car
And we got out.
I introduced them
And they made out.

Just for you.
Thanks to me.

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from 37 TRACK CD​-​R, released February 20, 1987
Written & performed by Keith Haynes.
Recorded by Chet Knebel.

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