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G​.​B​.​M.

from 37 TRACK CD​-​R by The Business Fairy

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Just another ridiculous song by The Business Fairy. Recorded in Chet's basement.

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The policeman drive as fast as he can
But he still can't catch the gingerbread man
I wouldn't blame you if you didn't understand
It's quite impossible to catch the gingerbread man

It's kind of ironic that a baked good could be sonic
And out run all the cops in this town.
Not even a grown man would have the upper hand
When these cops came around.

So, on to more pressing matters
Got an eye, a face, a cheek creating shattered glass
I think the GB-Man has met his match
It's not a matter of think, it's a matter of fact

Let's stop off here and grab some coffee
We've got plenty of time, there's no real need to hurry
The gingerbread man can try his hand
But regardless, it's always the same in the end

It's kind of suspicious that a criminal's so delicious
And I wonder who cooked up that batch.
If it were me, I wouldn't have it within myself
Again, to start from scratch.

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from 37 TRACK CD​-​R, released February 20, 1987
Written & performed by Keith Haynes.
Recorded by Chester Knebel.

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